Me: Also, my sister was like, "do you have a hair straightener?" and I was like "lololololololololololololololol"
Kiki: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha wat iz she thinking
Me: KIKI I MISS YOU WHEN DO YOU COME BAAACK?!
Kiki: Mary will pick me up tomorrow night at 11:30
Me: THAT'S SO FAAAAAR AWAAAAAAAAY D:
Kiki: Oh hush
Me: I'M SORRY I JUST MISS YOU SO MUCH THAT IT CAUSES ME TO BE OVER DRAMATIC SOMETIMES
Kiki: Thats ok everything in my lyfe is overdramatic right now
Me: Also my bro was like, "do you have a brush or comb?" And I was like, "Fack. No. I completely forgot." And he's like "yr a terrible woman." And I'm like "lol yeahhh...."
Kiki: Yeah what have you been doing without my brush lol
Me: I've been using the comb
Kiki: That is almost totally toothless Lolol
Me: Yeah it's just barely effective.
Me: Also - I have an office. AN OFFICE. WITH A DESK AND BOOKSHELVES AND A WHITE BOARD AND OFFICEY THINGS
Me: KIKI WAT IS HAPPENING I THINK I AM BECOMING A REAL ADULT
Kiki: Ahhhhhg, can you decorate it?
Me: Yusssss I can. I think.
Kiki: Glitter. All of it.
Me: YES CORRECT RIGHT ANSWER BEST ANSWER
Me: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Me: What is "awake" and how do people do it? Cause, like. I can't.
Kiki: Seriously, they are freaks.
Kiki: Yaaaaaay! p.s. They have arthur mac and cheese for fifty cents, do you have interest
Me: ALL OF THE INTEREST
Kiki: Lololol, that was a pretend question.
Kiki: Nursing is terrifying.
Me: Well yeah. You have to deal with naked hairy bodies. And sometimes they're dead.
Kiki: Did you die
Me: Lol no I am alive
Me: My sleep schedule is completely thrown tho
Kiki: Lol k
Kiki: Dear jod
Me: Who in heck is jod and why is he so dear?